November 2009
6 posts
Episode 3: Doug's Dog's Date
We start this episode with Doug on the front porch of his house, playing his banjo and wailing “Oh my dog gone dog, done dog gone gone.” Roger walks up and knowingly talks about Doug’s missing Porkchop. For this conversation, Roger has walked past Doug, and is talking over his shoulder. He’s a weird guy. So then we’re set up for the title screen, and we get the back story about what has happened...
Episode 2, Part 2: Doug Gets Busted
“This was probably…no, definitely, the worst thing that’s happened to me since the beginning of the school year.” This is the best line from the intro to this episode. It is perfect evidence of Doug’s crazy thought process.
This is how Doug decides to start this story. He is in a cliche prison uniform, running through a swamp. This is actually part of a fantasy...
Episode 2: Doug Can't Dance
“Dear diary, it’s me, Doug,” is how he decides to open this entry into his journal. As if he’s going to look back at this entry years from now and thank himself for making a note of who wrote this entry. Anyway, this is the first half of the second episode, and his fantasies are surprisingly few. Our first scene from that day’s events features Roger busting into...
Roger Klotz has Rickets
The main purpose of this blog is to expose the debilitating psychosis of Doug Funnie. However, whenever I stumble upon evidence of Roger Klotz’s rickets, I feel obligated to document it. Last time I searched google images, I found no screen shots that showed Roger with his legs bowed out because of his rickets. If you don’t know, and you’re too lazy to click on the link I...
Episode 1: Doug Bags a Neematoad
Our first look at our hero in full color. Of course, he’s writing in his journal on his way to his new home, because some things just can’t wait. As Doug explains that they are moving to Bluffington because of his father’s new department store photographer job, we get a glimpse of what that’s going to be like as Phillip prepares to take a family photo in front of the new...
Introducing: Doug Funnie
Doug Funnie is the 11 year old son of Theda Opal and Phillip Funnie; sister of Judy. He keeps a journal. He plays banjo. He’s new to Bluffington, and as the new kid, he’s having a hard time finding his place. When I say, “he’s having a hard time finding his place,” I mean he’s fucking crazy. Doug Funnie is crazy. It is rather difficult to accurately diagnose...